Oh, Tomato Face. You old fruit/vegetable troll, you.

Spy is one of the funniest movies I have seen in years

That movie should’ve made way more money 😓

This. She is literally his caretaker. It’s also why Theresa May had to hold his hand going down the stairs.

She went with him because he needs a carer, in case he’s out the house when his amphetamine-induced dementia sun-downing begins.

Goddam. This lady has all the balls in Washington.

A friend of mine posted this sign from last weekend’s rally in Boston and I LOVE IT.

Can you imagine if Obama had done anything even remotely so disrespectful to religious people? But I’ll bet Donald gets a pass.

What’s even more bizarre about this is that Fredrick Douglass is one of like, 6 black people who you learn about in public school (along with Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks, MLK, Chrispus Attucks and Dred Scott). Most 8th graders could probably tell you that Douglass isn’t exactly a contemporary figure.

“Frederick Dougie Fresh, a terrific guy. One of the best.”

I can’t stand that look of awe and childlike adoration on a grown woman’s face. It’s the look every woman with one marble rolling around in her head gives her husband when he’s got two marbles rolling around. Duggard shit

We have to be stop this high road shit. Strong liberal values with no morals is the way to play. Imma hide behind a door in the White House and hit them with a frying pan...repeatedly...until they stop moving. The cartoonish nature of the assasination will make me feel better about the violence.

Exactly, but you can lure him and his cabinet into a screening of a popular children’s film, lock all of the doors and then light the room on fire. It’d be so easy I can’t believe no one is doing this.

This is so ridiculous. Also the photoshop makes her look like she’s having an allergic reaction or something.

The resistance, our resistance, is being led by women. Whether it’s the organizers of marches, the lawyers volunteering their times at the airport to help detainees, the judges who slapped down this EO or the attorney general who upheld the Constitution.

Shit, you’re correct!

Did nobody tell him about the mirror? Or could he just not wait for the shutter noise?

Hey, do you guys remember the Arab spring, when protests we erupting all over the Middle East due to their displeasure of their dictators? Who would have guessed that same shit would happen here less then a decade later.

Very important to note that by the text of the order, there is NOT any block to Trump’s exclusion of refugees; this JUST says that people cannot be “removed,” which means that people are still stuck abroad. This saves those who were in the air when the EO was signed and who are currently detained.