The Anita Mann from Solid Gold? That’s truly kitscheriffic!

That is just horrifying. Where is Anita Mann when you need her?

(after reading this comment):

*blaccent, blaccent* Fancy *blaccent, blaccent* I-G-G-Y

I shall try to lose 25 lbs in 8 days. (Olives?)

You’re on. TG 14th @4.

I gained a pound reading this, because haterade is full of calories.

Yes, my Pet. I know where you are, but the red, blue, and gold lines all listen to the rhythm of that gentle Bossa Nova, and go Downtown!

Bob Newhart and Lily Tomlin. Last 60s night club stars standing.

We’ll to have lunch. Just you and I - and Ann-Margret.

OMG! You’re back; your back; you’re back; your back...

These two Catskills-in-the-60s champs (who then toured together for 50 years) were reunited this morning. RIP, Don.

Another life senselessly frittered away.

this is not a banner week for competitive eating...

Life can be cruller.

Why do we expect more from her than any of the other people involved in this administration? We don’t accuse others of being “complicit” because clearly they are happy participants...why do we expect women to be morally more pure? Part of equality is the equal capacity to be a shithead.

I’ve been planting my flag in Jezebel, and it seems post-Gawker to be catering a little more to us riff-raff, but I wonder if they feel that the likes of me are ‘barbarians at the gate.’ I would be interested in a Gawker 2.0 even if they didn’t call it that by name.

Editor’s note: Fusion just started following me