Fat people should be illegal.

The victim here is The Company.

Fortunately not. Darwinism.

Don’t cry for me, Marge and Tina, the truth is, you will die from pre-existing conditions.

Lol @ DT has soul ha ha ha

Listen, lady, hooking yourself up to a newborn infant is not depraved, ok? It’s life extension and that baby would have been aborted anyway, why do you hate freedom?

Ugh. Can I talk shit about Taylor Swift for a second? First, she’s a straight up dyke. If Stevie Wonder witnessed her interaction with her male dancers (all straight) and her female dancers (ambiguous), even he would see it. Second, her entire staff are monsters. Truly the most awful, craven people imaginable, they…

Revolting as they both are, this photo shows that his features, nose in particular, have bred very well with Ivana. That chin though, crikey.

fear of pissing off the boss

The voice of reason.

In other words, all humans.

Well, I think we can all think of a particular sitting head of state who certainly deserves his blackmail, but we, as a nation, do not.

You are a garbage human and I hope you fall over today and hurt yourself.

I do not support either of these things, but I do support women using Entourage to ruin men’s lives.

Where are the io9 math geeks when you need them?

Welcome to the internet, where ‘damned if you do, damned if you don’t’ is written in silicon.

Transitioning means something different now, had you heard? Also there are no actresses anymore, just actors. Language in the 21C is silly.