honestly, he forfeited the right to be a standoffish, serious, “craft-oriented” acteur many, many years ago.

More importantly, I’ve taken on ISIS and Iran. They know who I am and I know who they are!

also... not that hot. there must be a lot of women w/ low self esteem in chicago.

The pair then writes that they wanted to do this book because there’s never been a “good mating guide for young men.”

B is for blithering bunghole.

he’s full of shit. he officiated a lesbian wedding in maine. he’s pro-marriage equality. moderate republicans are cowards.

if you consider “Portuguese” to be something special and “ethnic”—then, yeah, you’ve got a race problem

They were turned down probably because they looked very townie and not so much Yaley.

heh. kinky.

ugh. this is so primitive.