Statistically there’s a really good chance that your driver is not in the middle of a homicidal rampage right now.

Would this story be different if it said something like “Pizza delivery driver shoots 8 people and delivered pizzas in-between shootings” or maybe “Plumber shoots 8 people, unclogs a few toilets in-between shootings?” The fact that this guy is an Uber driver is irrelevant, unless someone is suggesting that Uber…

Hey, this ammo did not pay for itself!