I guarantee you, 90% of Apple “fanboys” HAVE used Windows/Android products. I, for example, used to have a Galaxy S5 as a work phone and I still have an i7 HP as a corporate laptop. The S5 was absolute trash and the $1500 HP is less reliable and slower than my 4-year-old MacBook Air. My girlfriend has a Surface Pro 4.…

“That goddamn Yugo. What a piece of junk.”

Since when does VAG give a shit about cheating?

Careful, you’ll be mistaken for prius

M for Mercedes right?

These fucking shit fucking fuckers

You used to call me on my cell phone.

According to that scale on your map, planes are also much bigger today than they used to be.

#COTD

How many times do I have to say it? BMW turn signals work fine and get used all the time, they just flash in colors that the peasants can’t perceive.

He has balls down under.

Air brakes?

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Incorrect. Those are park-anywhere lights.

Huh, I guess BMW’s do have turn indicators.

They should have used American Typhoons if they really wanted to get there fast.

When the Demon Hellcat comes out will Tesla just release a software update called Demon Killer to troll the Mopar boys?