It’s weird but at least they’re trying stuff. Also it’s based on some Ghost in the Shell type manga or anime or something in Japan....which pretty much guarantees weirdness.

If it’s anything like the 500cc motor on the CBR500 (and I think it’s the same engine but probably configured for more low end grunt), it’ll do fine.

Jalopnik is about more than just cars being driven in entertaining ways. And I’ve already seen that type of driving a billion times. It’s little more than a circus trick..

Um...try again? I’m sure you were going for some hip, witty and poignant comment...but it fell hilariously flat and short...kinda like gymkhana, shallow and pointless.

I said see, not watch. I can see it’s a gymkhana video without having watched it.

*sigh* if I see another gymkhana vid

Hmm..I don’t see that but interesting point of view. I thought Rory and Chris were pretty good but Matt sometimes misses the mark. Just too unnatural for whatever reason. But at least he brings that “American” perspective to freshen things up here and there.

klap klap klap

Any VAG vehicle is insta-CP for me. Sorry but I just don’t trust them. Also, tranny.

I so like cheap interiors, not sure why. It just feels humble and simple. Makes me feel like a simple Joe just puttering around going about my business not bothering anyone.

He musk be hard to work with.

Yeah I jizzed at the green Bimmer Touring.

Where’d you unearth this video?

Rolla with a Corolla. That sounded better in my head.

It is pretty hot.

Wrong.

When did I say it’s slow AF? I was talking about the snail example. Not saying the car is slow. But it’s hardly in a competitive field.

One minute. One minute. Ok I’m outta here. lol

Well essentially that’s what he’s saying too...kinda telling us how old he/she is.

Unfortunately you didn’t notice the first word in Garth’s sentence.