No forgiveness, no redemption tours for these monsters. Let them never wash the stench of it off them.

“The curses and spells used in the books are actual curses and spells; which when read by a human being risk conjuring evil spirits into the presence of the person reading the text.”

FTFY.

Yep. I am in an in forever. It still astounds me that I am now making plans to take a day off to go and see another part of a movie series that I first saw when I was 7 years old. And that I still care and that it’s still fun. The universe George built is a playground I will ALWAYS love.

Call me easily entertained, but I am loving this and I’m here for it.

I’d find it difficult to reconcile with my spouse if they were photographed repeatedly fucking around with someone else, too. It’s totally normal to feel sad post-breakup, that doesn’t mean you need to get back together. 

fwiw, i feel like you missed the point. lds viewing caffeine as ‘bad’ but not giving a fuck about molested children was the point. it’s the cognitive dissonance and/or wanton hypocrisy around ‘protecting’ their youth.

“-Randy and Tammy, MAGA turds from the northern suburbs who have a pickup truck value that exceeds their home value and took money out of Braedyn and Kymlynn’s college fund to renew their season tickets but “aren’t sure” if they’re going to still support the NFL if players keep kneeling”

Guys? I think we need to look out for Sam. That’s just brutal.

I’ll never understand how people who make such a big deal about criminalizing abortion can turn a blind eye to people who are actually alive.

If Stern’s kitteh is reported stolen, don’t come looking at my house. Don’t know nuthin’ about it.

Wanda Sykes nailed it when she said The Bachelor’s rose ceremony basically equated a man tapping women he deems worthy to bone on the forehead with his dick and them going crazy with happiness when he does. I hate that we see so much about this show on Jezebel, even if it’s dirt bag.

I think we do this, react more strongly to an animal being mistreated than a person, because we know that some people really suck. We’ve all been hurt by some human at some point. Deep down, when someone is mistreated we subconsciously want there to be a reason for it, for them to deserve the mistreatment. This is…

And it will trap her in poverty, too. I recently had a member of my family take a shitty plea deal* that had him on probation for a couple years, and I had no clue until then that you have to PAY for the “privilege” of being on parole. (I guess I assumed parole officers drew their salaries from our tax dollars,…

I think I found the root of your problem

“Really bad news! The Baltimore house of Elijah Cummings was robbed. Too bad!”

In the abstract... I don’t disagree.

It’s assault, whether it’s perpetrated by Lena Dunham or Al Franken.

Let’s call it what it is: Lena Dunham sexually assaulted Brad Pitt. This isn’t ok. It wasn’t ok when Al Franken did it, and it’s not ok when Lena does it. It's not cute, it's not funny, it's fucking assault. 

Ewwwwwgenics.