I’ve had it for people thanking god for things that other people do. It’s like, honey you made it through surgery because of your doctors not Jesus.

Aretha Franklin was notorious for being a controlling perfectionist.

Jennifer Garner seems to value keeping the father of her children alive. More stories about celebrity compassion, please. Even if you have to make them up.

A buddy was a professor at Marquette and went out cycling when he first moved there. He ended up on MLK. Some white dude pulled over and yelled “get in.” He asked why and the dude said “you’re going to get killed.” Probably someone from Waukesha.

It really is separated. I went to college there 20 years ago and remember E North Ave in particular. There was a park where the road curves. One side is white and the other is black. I found this map online a year or so ago.

3. Wisconsin is the reason Trump is President.

Can we scrap the new Nicki Minaj album in favor of a new Tracy Chapman album?

Minimum wage employees shouldn’t be expected to put their lives on the line to protect company profit.

I went to law school, and I’ve heard some absolutely absurd arguments in my time, but holy crap on a cracker, this takes the cake.

FYI. Spencer lost his primary in May so even if he doesn’t resign, he’ll be out of office in January regardless.

It’s good to never get past it. Always remember how the GOP were complicit in this nightmare, and vote them out on November 6, 2018.

Trick question - the scariest thing is consciousness. Gulper McHellfish doesn’t give a shit about space or land or anything, it just eats and fucks and dies (possibly not in that exact order).

Fox & Friends saying he was wrong probably scared the shit out of him. 

Maybe tell your friend that humans have “only” been watching documentaries for 96 years and that’s why most human brains cannot process documentaries in a critical and intelligent manner?

lol @ your last sentence... not imprisoning/sterilizing them is stripping them of their human rights omg you can’t make this up.

Yes, these poor meth-addicted people are just selfish, that’s the problem /s

The first time in a while SNS is early enough for me to participate! This is Mishto, it’s his fifteenth birthday (around) today. He was rescued from a house that had thirty cats living in it, so no one was keeping track of the birthdays over there.

People who think their feelings are more important that providing healthcare to a person should not work in healthcare in any capacity.

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.