Godzilla looks like a penis with a scrotum.

And the Academy Award for ‘Most Startlingly Unwinnable War’ goes to....

I don’t think ‘sometimes inaccurate’ and ‘meaningless’ are the same thing... By and large the polling has been an accurate indicator of the final results in almost every state. Is it perfection? No. Is it less accurate than it used to be? Maybe. But ‘worthless’?

Ocean’s Eleven should be on here for the SWAT/Heist trick.

Oh! The black team-member is the sassy streetwise non-academic! How revolutionary!

I’m always confused by people equating ‘passing up the opportunity to do a good thing’ with ‘doing a bad thing’. That’s not how it works. Everyone could be taking the opportunity to do better things... and yet no one is quitting their jobs to go help starving orphans. Most people aren’t even giving a dollar to a…