alternate rule: angel hernandez stops being an umpire.

To be fair, it’s pretty difficult to get better on this Knicks team with the combination of Melo and the old man yelling at the clouds about triangles.

“Just as Bloomberg doesn’t cover Bloomberg, we don’t plan to cover Joe Ricketts and so we decided to take down our coverage of him. No one asked us to do it,” Gothamist co-founder Jake Dobkin told Jezebel. “It was a decision made solely by Jen [Chung] and me.”

Really?

Well....they believe they do..

Look, I only have enough schadenfreude to hate the public financing bill, or Bettman. You can’t provide us with an embarrassment of embarrassments like this. We need time to process.

I do see the pun and I also think that “Delta” would be a better American sports name than “United” any day of the week. However, when I see Atlanta Delta, my thought process is Delta —> Hartsfield-Jackson (Delta hub) —> clusterfuck.

+1 D cell battery

I can only assume you’re referring to the long-awaited return of the not-at-all offensive “tomahawk chop.” Can’t wait!

this will get nowhere near the stars it deserves.

“Attorney General Jeff Sessions, a Christmas elf banned from the North Pole for his virulent racism”

Not cool to criticize here based on her appearance? Yeah, fuck that noise. The woman is a creature, hellbent on making the lives of millions sheer misery while she gets to lie her ugly ass off on TV, jumps on the White House furniture with her pumps on, and is part of the chorus of imbeciles who claim “political…

Glad you didn’t say you hate Laura Linney. I’d have to come find you, James.

Why is he still reading the student paper from his undergraduate school 35 years later? We’re the same age and I haven’t read the Daily Bruin (UCLA) since 1982.

Also, our menses attract bears.

why is there a man in here 

I voted for Clinton the Working Families ticket. Because, as this viral twete puts it,

Shade? Shade.