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If you look fast, you might think, "Stallone is playing Aaron Copland?"

For the previous two years, the local store guy here said he would hold FCBD "soon" as he wasn't ready to set it up on the actual day (I moved here two years ago). Both years, I checked back every couple of weeks for a few months and nothing, so I gave up. Today, he said he was finally able to get his act together

Or parkour is like short track speed skating - get to the finish line quickly in spite of obstacles/other skaters. Free running is like figure skating - get to the end of the routine with some jumps and twirls for style points.

Another sad cartoon:

Nice, I currently live and work in Bermuda, so it looked very familiar.

Is that in Hamilton, Bermuda?

If we're looking through the younger crowd these days, I feel Rosamund Pike can sound exceedingly intelligent and give the air of an "old soul".

Urine may start out sterile, but as it is a waste product, it is loaded with nutrients that bacteria love and will quickly use. 5 second rule?

The tech specs say the iPad is 7.31" x 9.5", but since I don't have one in hand, would its thickness allow it to fit into a normal sheet protector (8.5" x 11")?

There's also the massive nosebleed method.

Some guys are that lucky:

If there are cats in the house, don't name your kid Mappy.

I'm with you there, Super Mario Kart was the easiest for me (and my favorite game of all time). I can still get all gold when using the code to start every race as the shrunken version.

I like Tycho's retort in panel 2

This use of corral is likely the verb form, meaning to collect or gather. You can corral your horses in a corral.

My DS Lite has a dying touchscreen, which will cost at least $75 to fix it (with possible additional shipping costs). I'm debating on buying the 3DS or just another DS Lite, which I hope might drop in price again soon.

I also recommend CardStar, so you can store membership barcodes and numbers for frequent flyer or hotel rewards programs, shopping clubs, etc., without having to carry the physical cards.

ants would go nuts in my part of the world