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Beck Bennett leaving is a huge problem for SNL because he's the best straight man that they've got. Like he's a super underrated member of the team. As long as Kyle Mooney stays then that's all that matters. As soon as he leaves then there's shoot no reason to continue watching SNL.

I mean us Brits were the villains before y'all were. We invented villainy, the devil is an Englishman and all that jazz.

I mean it doesn't, the show clearly wants a second season. Which it does whilst making the main character literally unlikable. (Like you could've gone after them before your daughter's birthday mate.)

I like the show I just don’t like how all the characters died so we were left with Tetsuya Naito And His Friend From Elementary School as the last two dudes. Like one of the only two likeable characters in the show was North Korea’s Aubrey Plaza. And her and Ali and the Gadfly Girl were the only characters I cared

I can't believe I'm saying this but including Elon Musk's Mario sketch and the Mario porno this may well be the worst Mario related thing we've seen in a while. Like why is Crisp Rat playing Mario? I'm not saying have Charles Martinet reprise the role but Christ former WWE Wrestler Santino Marella's doing nothing

Kim Kardashian? Why? 

They should have him do a buddy cop film with Howard The Duck and have Thomas Dolby score that film.

He was busy filming Gho5tBu5ter5 or Ghostbusters Afterlife.

See Part V is my least favourite specifically because they don't give the victims time to breathe. I probably would've condensed the characters down to like 8 or 9 so that the characters would be given more time to exist and have the audience care for them. Because there's no plot, it's just here's some dead guys.

I mean considering that there's a sequel out next year I'll doubt he dies now. Unless they pull a Friday The 13th and the killer next film is Some Dude.

He, uh, thought that Dune was a better film than Thor The Dark World. Which is, uh, wrong because Dune, uh, doesn’t have Mark Ruffalo show up, uh, at the end of the moving picture to, uh, say that he’s Mark Ruffalo and then have a thousand websites enquire about the existence of Mark Ruffalo and what Mark Ruffalo’s

I Spit On My Grave? More like This Slaps On My Grave.

I mean the greatest film of last year was easily OK Madam.

No that's Fast 9 ain't it? 

I still don't know what a Tansel Elgort is?

They should double down on that shit, have it cross over with that reality show where y'all dumped your kids in the desert for like 3 months for the shits and giggles. Grab all the activists, dump them on an island and film them fighting to the death. The winner gets a jail sentence.

Ok as long as Michelle Yeoh plays the fourth identical twin in the next one I don't care.

Y'all gonna be so confused when Horatio Sanz turns out to be the only host of the season.

TBF I'd watch a high school drama film where the main character is Sam Elliot and literally nobody mentions it. Like that Wet Hot American Summer series.

Wait didn't you just review this film? Isn't this that gay British musical?