I agree wholeheartedly with this review. It starts off slow and boring but when baby's let out of the corner well then that's when the fun begins. Legitimately the only time I've slept through pieces of a film and then wound up enjoying it.

For some reason I mistook this for Dear Evan Hansen. Honestly I thought they were the same show.

Put the entire show on a plane that never lands bro. Show how environmentally friendly you are by killing it bro.

Yes but what role will Charlotte play?

Wait wasn't he nominated for playing a nazi in CSI:NY? I swear that episode was nominated for an Emmy.

I hope that they replace him with Henry Golding for The Avengers, just Edward Norton him y’know? He just turned me off the film with his “THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE IS AN UNDERDOG.” Tripe. Like fuck off with thinking that everyone’s Anti-Asian bullshit man. He’s too thin-skinned to be a main guy and I loved him in…

I mean it is an absolute terrible film, I saw a random stranger pissing on the sidewalk and that was a better viewing experience. And piss is like super grody dude.

The new Candyman sucks. I give it a 0/10. It actually needed The Candyman to show up. Like he showed up in the last second but apart from that. I hate the main girl’s brother because he was a 20th century stereotype of both a gay man and a black man. Like I sincerely and hopelessly detest this film. It's not a…

Yah they're a big deal in South Korea. There was one just down the road where I worked. The sex shops I mean. Pornography's frowned upon which is hilarious considering how the first Korean film to win a bafta was a shoot lesbian porno.

This is like the Soviet Russia take on his role in the Date Rape by Sublime music video.

Well prepare to be disappointed when Spiderman 4 has the entire film be about Groot.

What in the fuck is the point of writing an article about a trailer without showing the bloody trailer? You're a blooming hack you are.

Have Dolph Lundgren host it. Then you have two actors with PhDs as your hosts. Boom! Solved it.

Why waste an article on The Lion King? Surely you could review literally any other film in that top ten then Disney's Psycho.

OnlyFans banning porn is like Shudder banning gory films. Like bro, if you talks like a duck and walks like a duck then you can’t pretend you’re Guadalajara my man. That's not how this works.

Honestly I just want JK Simmons to reprise his Palm Springs role just so we can hear The Brazilian by Genesis in more films.

Is Jack Dee the only Surly Cunt like comedian still alive?

Is this like the American equivalent of that time that BBC invented the shit out of Sir Cliff Richard being a kiddy diddler because they were mad at themselves for doing a strict Only Nonces Allowed policy throughout the 20th century?

Guilty of what? 

Would superman have been a heel though? Like aren't the Suicide Squad heels?