bullshit no one wants to punch a vole

This is sort of not expected, but I would love to produce a record for Missy Elliott.

…he wants to produce music for Missy Elliott? Who is a million times the producer he will ever dream of being?

"I've never once wanted [Shailene Woodley] sexually, which is nice."

George Gershwin didn't have help writing "Rhapsody in Blue." So, I really don't like it when people call me a DJ.

I was feeling sort of old today. Thank you for posting this and reminding me that I don't really want to be 21 again.

the two baby showers i have attended have been two of the most awkward events in my life. this includes middle school dances.

how dare you slander winona ryder with kate hudson

The Contras in Nicaragua, armed and trained by the US.

Like her or not, Kathy goes to the Middle East to do shows for the troops, raises a lot of money for LGBT causes and seems like a decent person. I'm a gay man and I can't stand her because she always says stupid things like, "let's hear it for My gays" and speaks like we should all just love her because she's an…

Wahlberg was hilarious. And you can't blame him - who wouldn't want a threesome with Silverman and Fassbender?

Jack Osbourne wants to know why the media treated Kathy Griffin as a hero for quitting Fashion Police and didn't treat his sister with the same respect.

And he has big eyebrows too. If they have a baby, it will have the best eyebrows.

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Hang them by their dicks