You are not "old-fashioned". You have "classic taste".

On a related note, this morning in my daily Groupon email I noticed there was a deal on um, Nickelback concert tickets. They're so shitty they have to sell tickets through Groupon.

Look. Guys. I know it's de rigueur to dump on these guys, but "We're not about to live in this mass delusion" is, you know, more intellectually ambitious that "haters gonna hate, fakers gonna fake, and I'm just gonna shake." I know we live in the Ironic Era, and everything that is earnest is considered shit, but...…

The only thing better than a skinny mirror is a skinny mirror with bourbon.

Take one of these:

I desperately wanted that program and her entire closet when I was a kid. Who am I kidding, I'd still love to have it!

this is a lot

They actually might be jellies. There are a ton of Melissa capsule collections of jellies right now. Of course, they are usually found on the feet of Natalie Portman, not the non-vegan celebrities, but who knows?

I enjoy being deliberately anachronistic, of course.

I have 4 mirrors in my house. 2 I look fine in. 2 I look short and big in.

When you feel beautiful, you tuck flower stems into your boobs.

Can she create a Gina Torres mirror...? Cause that would be great.

Kelly, why rely on Polaroids when you can use computer programming!

So many things wrong I can't even form a coherent comment.

My Bestie had a skinny mirror (no TM) in her bedroom throughout high school and college. It was set at an angle and it made us look so amazing we would gaze into it before going out and consequently, feel like a million bucks. Man, I loved that Skinny Mirror. Now, apparently, I have an Old Tired Hag mirror in my home…