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Thanks for taking care of this all at once:)

Yes, please. In the immortal words of Bart Simpson; “Hell, Damn Hell!!!”

What happened to the Tweet Beat?

Amen.

Nah.

Which one is that??

VOTE EARLY!!!!

I DO THAT ALL THE TIME!!!

“...other is a racist, sexist, petty orangutan that wished for the gift of speech and was mysteriously granted it by a nondescript mischief demon.”

Kelly Bishop, but, yes.

I really love the fact that you are fully committed to this Tristan thing. :)

There ya go. Mine is just roughly a shoebox. :)

DINGDINGDING!!!!

Thanks for pointing out the obvious kick in the pants here. That stuck out to me also. Someone doth protest too much.

So does this mean that Yoko Ono has a couch in her kitchen for real? Does anyone else have such bizarre home furnishing action going on? How does she have the room in there for that? SO many questions....!

I know it is, that is why I made the comment.

Exactly.

Not for a 19 year old. ;)

Right? Why are we going to ruin this poor young man’s life for like 10 minutes of action?