Brilliant.

GET LOST, TROLL.

Gawd, thank you so much for this.

PREACH!!!!!

“Condoms are actually very elastic and you could cram a heart in there if you were very determined, especially if you own a Vitamix.”

Yes, your joke was transparent . :D

I see, though it was fairly translucent. ;)

Fewer processed and “fast” foods.

Amen.

Yessssssss

lulz... fantastic :)

Fantastic.

It is *not* just you.

:D

You are seriously funny. And extra points for the use of ‘yon’.

This makes me RAAAAAAAAAAGE> STROKE>>>>>....>#)U#)$&#Q)&*Q+_)#*

Naturally. :D

I like you, and your philosophy. Let’s be friends. :)

They call her the Human Emoji for a reason. :)

HAHA, yeah right. In a large chunk of this backwards country, they teach abstinence-only, or just gloss right the hell over basic sexual education. I rather doubt consent ever makes it to the table in any secondary education, or if so, less than 10%. :/