Good lord in heaven, nightmare-fodder indeed. :/

THANK YOU FOR THIS.

“Basically a flesh gym sock”

“you don’t just play a Phish bootleg for someone who doesn’t even know what Almond Bros are.”

:); That is funny, I did not ever think of it that way... But, No, the band is the Allman Brothers Band= in 1969 Gregg Allman and Duane Allman, who were brothers, formed a band in Jacksonville, FL, with a bunch of other dudes. Since they were the dudes that made the band, they named their band after themselves.

Heheh.. it is the Allman Brothers... last name, Allman.

Gawd, I love you.

Your mom is...

You are perfect.

Love you right now.

Eh. I’d say not-so-deep-down, for certain.

THis is the best sign to ever sign.

Kelly, truly your writing is without compare. Thank you for all the fantastic articles and in depth looks at the myriad levels of nerdery that I so adore. You are clearly a soul sister. Please do more writing on the fabulous female protagonists in fiction, fantasy, and sci-fi, should you be into any of those genres.…

Yes, please!!!

I have *always* wondered about this! Thank you! :D

At least read the books!! They are truly a literary treat; fun engaging, intellectual, romantic, exciting, and full of fantastic female protagonist girl power taboot!!!

heheh... you continue to be one of the very best commenters here. I heart you Jan.

This headline is just beautiful!

This is hilarious.

What is the difference between this and what Kim K does everyday?