We need a step-monster sub blog.

Is that bitch’s name actually Lilith? How fitting.

I was married on a Saturday, flew across the country for my honeymoon on the following Monday. My dad, his fiance, my siblings, and my dad’s siblings all rented a vacation house on an island in our homestate for the rest of the week - fun for them, fun for me. Wednesday night my dad called me to inform me that on…

Unscrew the lid on a pickle jar? Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not go crazy!

Move to the UK in time for April 23rd, which is when it comes out over here.

The physics of that motorcycle flip make zero sense, but just guess how many fucks I give about that?

I can only hear him as a douche bag that drives the BMW to Molly Ringwald's high school.

Dude. LET IT GO.

Gavrilo Pincip: [shoots Archduke Ferdinand]

Until they're as cold as your frigid heart, you nasty bitch!

So...like overnight then?

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

So, wait. How long should I freeze the numbers?

This article should be plastered in every wall, everywhere. Super markets, restaurants, pubs EVERYWHERE. Every time I see a trash bin labeled "Organic" I toss whatever plastic wrapper I have at hand because guess what, PLASTIC IS ORGANIC.

I highly agree with #6, because I see even proper scientists getting really confused about what they consider to be a 'gene', and fuss over the definition of 'junk DNA', when there are better words to explain the various elements found in DNA. You have protein coding DNA, you have RNA coding DNA, and you have a…

How about "people use 10% of their brains". Not true, and sick of hearing it in movies.

Kind of sad that the reader instead of the journalist had to check this one easy detail.

Curse Kinja for not framing your picture properly.

It makes EVERYTHING look better, even the cars look totally different!