We need a step-monster sub blog.

Is that bitch’s name actually Lilith? How fitting.

I was married on a Saturday, flew across the country for my honeymoon on the following Monday. My dad, his fiance, my siblings, and my dad’s siblings all rented a vacation house on an island in our homestate for the rest of the week - fun for them, fun for me. Wednesday night my dad called me to inform me that on…

Dude. LET IT GO.

Gavrilo Pincip: [shoots Archduke Ferdinand]

Until they're as cold as your frigid heart, you nasty bitch!

So...like overnight then?

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

So, wait. How long should I freeze the numbers?

Well, they couldn't really say Jezebel Feminists, now could they? I mean this is Gawker.

Kind of sad that the reader instead of the journalist had to check this one easy detail.