I almost feel sorry for the dude for having to explain to his significant other about how he got the “rugburn” on his penis. “I swear dear I wasn’t with crazy Doreen again! Me and the mates wuz at the match and got wicked pisser on Fosters, I got naked, ran around like a fool until I took a header trying to leap a…

yes by $1.8 million

Is the photo from this article actually Chris Correa?

Not the Colonel but maybe even more fitting the quote

“But if there was a moment when a darling of the scouting community went mainstream, it happened at the Senior Bowl’s official weigh-in. During the awkward annual exercise, players are trotted out shirtless and wearing tights in front of executives. Kpassagnon has just 4% body fat, and his abs appear to have abs. So…

No attempt at snark or humor:

Answer 0. Upon discovering that their light bulb was out, the hipster would research the best type of fair trade environmentally friendly bulb. Next they would purchase said bulb at the local lightbulb store owned by a non-gentrifying local. The bulb will have been handmade using “locally sourced recycled…

Maybe Boba Flew near him.

The episode where they have to recreate Morgan’s time when he had the Intersect and discover he hooked up with Bo Derek and that she is a spy was amazing. Plus there is Casey telling him the secrets of Star Wars before he can rewatch them was almost as good as Casey telling him to start with the Phantom Menace…

I couldn’t help but be reminded of the Chuck episode when Jeff hired his sister and her friends to be the entertainment at Captain Awesome’s bachelor party on friends because she gave him a deal.

Is this special car made in the USA? Can it be avoided by reworking NAFTA?

The GIF is a little fuzzy, Is this Cruz in the yellow tank?

I see you beat me to this.

I knew I recognized that pose from somewhere. I thought it was Rowan Atkinson as the awkward pastor in 4 Weddings as he spoke with Fiona but no: It is Costanza!

She was working off of Spock’s blue shirt as inspiration

Kellyann’s outfit looks like the sort of costume that shows up if you google “child beauty pagent” or “Jon Benet Ramsey”

The coat is a leftover from the costumes for Anchorman 2.

I wonder what was going on here:

Well he looks like he has lust in his heart in this picture. Some good captions could be had with this one:

Are any reviews of the reworked Impreza coming down the pike?