I can't wait to register my first .vermögensberatung domain...

Think smaller, more legs...

The Iranian government will want this for their missile launches...

They should be able to find Kristen Scott Thomas' body nearby in a cave...

Also eligible to enter: Those with basic screen cap and image editing capabilities...

Theories have already been posited on this topic. See 'Evil Aim' (Siskel, Ebert, et al), 'Magnetic Railings', and the Grand Unifying Theory of 'Anything You Hide Behind is Bulletproof' (table, couch, cardboard boxes, etc.).

I'll just leave this here...

Also, add some card tables: Liquor in front, poker in back...

Steering wheel is on the wrong side.

No, I definitely started to feel autistic after the age of 35...

Hang heavy stuff from his penis?

For the most authentic online concert experience, view it on the largest screen possible. Then, watch that through your smartphone's camera app...

Hey, easy on the pepperoni!

But is isn't "unlimited" soda, is it? You must continually purchase CO2 canisters. What someone needs to invent is an appliance that you plug into the wall that generates soda water from tap water without the need for consumables. That would be unlimited.

I remember when the first iCloud commercial was on the air, I was excited by the the suggestion it made about updating your work files on your iPhone, and the changes would be waiting for you at the office (or home) computer. The tag line was something along the lines of "everything, everywhere". So, I purchased iWork…

braaaaaaaaaaaaands...

I think Apple learned their lesson with the iPhone 4s release. By coming up with a new name for every release, they create an expectation that it will be a dramatically new product every time - and the resultant disappointment when it isn't.

The problem with these patches (and the Terminal fix as well), is that they get overwritten with each OS update from Apple - as it did with the recent update. Your are then left with Trim set to 'no' and you have to run the patch/terminal fix again.

I would like to complain that the link 'images.net/horsecock.JPG' is broken. This is very disappointing. Please provide the correct link.

I believe you mean: Füd