I was really hoping someone would call me on referencing the wrong Ryan brother so I could admit to having stuck my foot in my mouth.

He’ll toe the line. 

Maybe, just maybe they are saying the joke to amuse themselves so they don’t go home and put their head in an oven. 

It’s too bad he can’t just hold shift. 

Schiff is not that smart.

As someone who is 6'0" tall and was on OkCupid, I’d receive a fair amount of messages asking if I was actually 6'0" because so many men shorter than 6'0" had lied to these ladies.  It was impressive and depressing.  

“Centrists are not going to vote for Trump, and they aren’t staying home if Warren or Sanders gets the nom.”

The Rembrandts “I’ll Be There for You” which is objectively bad, prevalent, and the theme to an objectively bad sitcom.

Woo.  Now I can play Space with Bubbles and Ricky and Julian! 

Woo.  Now I can play Space with Bubbles and Ricky and Julian! 

Can someone edit this to cut out the weird mixed message at the end and just put “GUN CONTROL NOW” or something similar in there? If I had the technical abilities, I would, but what an amazing ad with a terrible let down of a message. 

Freedom! 

Don’t hold your breath. 

you see to have a skullfucking kink. Not shaming, just noting. 

“It was a 2 bedroom with an extra wall built through the living room so 3 people could live there...”

Yes, I’m in DC.  And yes, our local party is kinda dopey.  

Biden is polling well, as would a rotten turnip at this point.  Trump will have a steady 47% by the time the general rolls around.

People were worried Trump was playing 4-D chess while the Democrats are still navel-gazing and considering a game of checkers, soon, not yet, but soon.  Perhaps after a nice cocktail.  

If this debacle was any indication, Lucy will still be waiting patiently with the football by the time 2021 rolls around.

I don’t understand how you come up with the math to get Sanders more votes than any of the climbers on the Dem side.  

I agree with you on LBJ, but I was going with “favorite Dem” not “favorite Dem who also served as President.”