“LBJ but better at foreign policy”

Not sure what crazy scenario you’re envisioning to get Sanders as majority leader.

I got Kinja’d before being able to finish/really articulate my joke. Boo.

The company is called Quqco.  Of course she’s gonna be reported by cucks.  

Dave McKenna probably has some good ones, but DC’s ANCs are rife with terrible people doing terrible things because they’re terrible.

Kathy Henderson and Lee Brian Reba are two stellar examples off the top of my head of folks who, if people knew about them, might not continue to re-elect them.  

Ouch.  D.C. isn’t a state, but we have some bad politicians, like Jack Evans.

How did Holder even tell the difference?

What’s that? What did you say?

voting is the absolute minimum.  It’d be great if they wrote a piece on how important canvassing and voting from the bottom of the ballot up and how state legislatures are vitally important... and.... 

This phrase always bugs me:

Every damn time, the Democrats think this is it - this is the time that Lucy won’t pull the ball away at the last second - they are wrong.  And it’d be funny if it were so bad for our country that Democrats cannot seem to understand that there is no good faith Republican effort at Democracy. NONE. 

They’ll come up with some fig leaf of pretzeled logic to justify it, too.  It won’t be “but her emails” this time, but it will be something. 

The GOP tried, nominating one of the stars of Bedtime for Bonzo.  

What happens if I wear a Black Lives Matter shirt?  I already emailed DC United asking but did not get a response.  I’m tempted to go just to force the issue.  

Good point.  

I can’t figure out the primary math for Warren to get the nomination. 

I think it was NCS that had the real bad interactions.  WIS had some issues two years ago with ANC 3C, too.  

Maybe Maret could use some of that giant lawn in front of their school on the Cathedral Ave side as a field.

Sam - that was built underground due to the local advisory neighborhood commission - ANC 3C, I believe.  Their chair is a renowned NIMBY.

Wow, “street urchins” for an 80%-minority school?  You are an asshole.