Random softball league story:

I don’t want to sound like an advocate for raping your teammate to death, but in this case it would open up a spot in the infield.

I agree.

After us arguing for 20 minutes he agreed to pay me Thursday.

This car needs no introduction.

Who is the douche news guy with the handlebar mustache?

A part of me wanted to watch it but that kid... just so annoying to hear his voice. I had to tune away.

I have about 50 employees, two young managers that mind the day to day customer stuff and two part time assistant managers that back them up. Yes, retail employees can be a pain in the ass, especially the college students. Brown Bottle flu every Saturday morning, etc. But this wouldn’t fly with me.

That’s the most pathetic Lambo crash since someone drove one into a lake.