They would eat you, but only in an emergency! This would happen in a situation where You are dead and they eat your body. If y’all starved together in a doomsday scenario, you might be tempted to eat them right after they died, cuz survival.

No worries. Most vegans are very cool. It’s just hip and edgy to say they’re awful, hence shitbirds like Nicole Armour. Mostly I think it’s guilt feelings on the part of the idiots who try to taunt vegans. I was a vegetarian for many years. I hate the industrial farming system. Really hate it. But I’m also anemic and…

I bought these brussel sprout things that were made with that cashew and yeast cheese and it tastes surprising similar to real cheese. I was shocked when I read the ingredients and didn’t see any dairy.

Please, please know that 99.9 percent of vegans (approximately) are good people who don’t fight on YouTube and just want to eat our cashew cheese in peace. Could you have a similar feature on the number of times some random shirtless bro shows up on my Instagram page to say, “Mmm...bacon?” ‘Cause that might be more…