That’s not all I’m airing, on an hourly basis

So glad we’ve aired this.

Ellie is this your gentle way of telling me to stop sitting at my desk in the nude with a beach towel padding my chair or what

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Mine eyes have seen the glory and the coming of the Lord... *weeps*

Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

Best/only sub 5k sleeper I could find on ebay:

Man, I miss Tyler actually understanding what he was writing about…

Now make me a mod to control the crew of The Belafonte from the Life Aquatic.

Can't pay enough for arm strength, I always say.

Wow, no one has had a life that easy since Catherine the Great.

John Kasich is that guy one step above you on the corporate ladder who seems like a good mentor so you go out for drinks with him one day after work and he lays out his theory on ‘the blacks’ until you pretend your wife just called with a baby emergency.

Kasich is like that guy at work who seems like a reasonable human being when you meet him, but then later you find out he’s some weird masochism fetishist who likes being stung in the balls by jellyfish.

The Mini doesn’t have to win. Just has to wait long enough for the Mustang to be distracted by a crowd.

NEMESIS!!!!

Mad props for that top shot Andrew. You’re doing God’s work.

You are right. Since we’ve built the A10, we have invented GPS systems, drones, highly accurate guided missiles, laser designation pods and a host of other technical capabilities that technically change the potential for providing CAS.

Probably the hospital.