Why was the anchor for the yellow team the anchor for the yellow team?

I mean, it's no 700 ft. marble race, but it was all right.

He’s just infinitely quotable, really.

Rafiki also said “Asante sana squash banana!”.

Charlize Theron is South African. Gordon Murray is South African. What car did Gordon Murray bless us with?

Car configurator? What is there to configure?

Jeez...

Elio has a video simulation of what their configurator would look like if they had one.

The Tennessee Titans just saved a QB from a future with the Cleveland Browns. They’re heroes.

And to think I doubted it when Sam Hinkie said he’d land on his feet

You’re an easy security target at your work, IT must LOVE you.

The Gulf Livery is the best but this is 500 less

The funny part is that the worker DID recognize McConnell and that there isn’t normally a cover charge.

Relevant.

You know, when I’m in my cage and I see somebody on a sportbike hauling ass up to me about to pass me, despite the fact lanesplitting is illegal where I live, and it still annoys me they are driving like a douche, I don’t try to block them or start trouble like an asshole. Why is this so hard for people? What part of…

AND you’ve got the best college team in the NBA.

Whenever car magazines randomly arrange cars for ‘best of’ edition cover photos it always reminds me of Faith + 1

NFL: Fine, you don’t have to do it this year. But mark my words, in 2016 Hard Knocks will definitely be filming in St. Louis.

It’s totally believable that they’d do this to avoid Hard Knocks. Jeff Fisher has a history of avoiding distractions from the regular season like preseason TV shows or postseason playoff games.