Relevant.

You know, when I’m in my cage and I see somebody on a sportbike hauling ass up to me about to pass me, despite the fact lanesplitting is illegal where I live, and it still annoys me they are driving like a douche, I don’t try to block them or start trouble like an asshole. Why is this so hard for people? What part of…

AND you’ve got the best college team in the NBA.

Whenever car magazines randomly arrange cars for ‘best of’ edition cover photos it always reminds me of Faith + 1

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

The Aristocrats!

NFL: Fine, you don’t have to do it this year. But mark my words, in 2016 Hard Knocks will definitely be filming in St. Louis.

It’s totally believable that they’d do this to avoid Hard Knocks. Jeff Fisher has a history of avoiding distractions from the regular season like preseason TV shows or postseason playoff games.

Sanchez is the perfect mentor for a young QB learning the ins and outs of 18 year olds.

Jokes on them, the first thing that the war effort is going to affect is moustache oil. Without that, they can’t survive.

pah.. your fancy armor merely delays the inevitable hipster uprising

RGIII? If they want a QB who throws inaccurately but can run with the ball and loves Jesus, they already have a name in their Rolodex.

What will become of Brock, Colin, and Robert? What a great story. We should call it Peyton Place.

I haven’t seen this much siding with Cousins since the Hatfield/McCoy feud.

first step, drink all the wines

You can get away with not playing guitar but doing a pretty damn good facsimle.

Obligatory Allison Stokke reference.

Whatever. I beat porn at least three times a day and I feel fine.

Fine, now explain me how to open a lock with a corkscrew.