The kids love this! :)

It’s Log, It’s Log it’s big it’s heavy it’s wood! It’s Log, it’s better than bad it’s good!

I’m very white and have never, ever, ever used the term “food baby”

My dad was a deacon. Growing up I never wondered why food was cold.

The real test is the first time you actively refuse to attend the Christmas Eve service.

That estranged parent shit is so white.

I managed to fuck up soaking the corn husks. :( I did as I was told and they ended up not being pliable enough. I was then banished from anywhere near the kitchen.

Also: no one will understand your “food coma” or “food baby.” Black people get That Itis.

I believe, with all my tiny shriveled 3 sizes too small heart, you are the best writer on this Titanic of a website.

That’s not a backhanded compliment. You are a goddamned good writer.

I remember the horrified look on my future wife’s face when I told her about the Christmas dinner she was going to. One side of my family is heavily Norwegian so they used to serve lutefisk, lefse, and oyster stew. Fortunately for her, the lutefisk was no longer part of dinner. It had inexplicably been replaced by…

Growing up in Sacramento, I spent quite a bit of time around black families. My dad dated a woman who invited us to a holiday family gathering, and being a 14yr old white boy in 90’s in the height of the hip hop “backpacker” era... i got some stink eye. But like you said, just be white... I wasn’t trying to drop slang…

The Prayer. This should only take about 30-45 minutes.

Hopefully all the people who say blacks only eat fried chicken and watermelon will now drop those racist stereotypes, and replace them with the racist stereotypes in this article.

Always love these. As the white man at these gatherings, may I add the pro black nephew - we shall call him Curt or Kirk to F* with him - will rant about the white man until Uncle Jerome finally says, “ Man leave that poor white boy alone, he aint done nothing wrong.” Nephew will storm off - we must respect the elders…

Also, to prove how not racist you are, don’t say you’re voting for Ben Carson. It doesn’t mean what you think it means.

All I know is that being the token white person at a Mexican tamalada, I was given the task (like bringing ice) that you can’t fuck up, which was soaking the corn husks.

So this series is awful and indulges the worst white performative liberal tendencies, but the Seal line was great.

BLAAAAAACK.

damn you Disney