Dear self,

The worst part is when you are an independent.

I have family on both sides of the fence, and honestly both of them spew absolute crap.

The right will be sitting there going on about how global warming doesn’t exist. While the left will be going on about how perfect society would be if we just did these 500 things that…

“Rye” humor. My favorite.

a rye and coke, on ice, maybe two or more. : )

I do! And it’s mentioned in the article above in a couple of places. :)

But for pity’s sake

Of course, on the up-side, if you walk a mile in their shoes, at least you have a good head start and their shoes when they try to chase you down for your lack of sympathy. . .

Grunt are fine. Quick, controlled exhales are fine. Fucking shouting like you had a surprise prostate exam performed by Hagrid is not. Thank you for that distinction, Stephanie.