They stick on the side of the fridge.

I'm only 21 and I remember every one of these sounds. Chances are that most people older than 15-17 do, too.

That video looks staged. How convenient for the freak out to last exactly 2 minutes and for the camera brother to have such good opportunities to set up and turn it off.

So, bloating a program and making it slow-running once the phone starts to age improves the user experience?

If they were to eventually lose their dependency on bugs, and then their habitats became de-polluted after a few centuries, would the plants then be able to wean themselves back on bugs?

ESPECIALLY when this first-gen tech is a body implant.

Every time I hear an iPhone alarm I shudder. I can't imagine getting up every morning to a song I like; my enjoyment of it would be destroyed.

I'm left-handed and can't even use a left handed mouse. So awkward.

How many people would need a password book rather than a pass word paper?

Indeed, Alex Duff is describing Its a Wonderful Life.

Someone call the Little Prince.

I have Boomsticktmo's problem with my iPad too. The problem isn't that Giz doesn't let iPads comment, its that the site loads horrendously and its a terrible stress to try and comment because the screen might freeze, the buttons and texg are hard to activate, and Giz tends to crash.

No problem. I haven't even updated my iPad 1 to the latest version because I figured it wouldn't take it very well. It's already pretty slow and crashy (esp with Giz actually).

Oh that's actually really funny.

States Rights vs Federal rights becoming a hot topic for a long period of controversy? States voting themselves away?

Firmly defined for you but not others.

This photo taught me a great deal about Zach McBurger's nose that I didn't know before. I think by the end of the summer we'll have a real celeb out of him.

Is there braille written on the links?

Well, la-de-da. Some of us have developed improper toilet habits and depend on other people's status updates to learn how to shit proper.

I don't agree with anything on this list, and they're all the same thing anyways.