You either eat at garbage sushi places or (more likely) don’t know what vinegar-flavored rice tastes like compared to regular steamed rice.
You either eat at garbage sushi places or (more likely) don’t know what vinegar-flavored rice tastes like compared to regular steamed rice.
It’s not. Either he’s wrong or he goes to some really crappy sushi places. If they’re actually not making the rice properly, I wouldn’t trust that they’re handling the fish properly either.
Is there a way to live-redact what he says, with like a foghorn or something?
I hope when he’s one away from catching up to Nixon they just start putting a little Nixon-in-a-Box on any Trump cover to keep him from getting there.
I read it as “we have a lot of things, a lot of Brexit, Devin Nunes had a press conference, 306, I got 306, Devin Nunes had a press conference, Devin Nunes had a press conference, I tweeted that, Devin Nunes had a press conference.”
I read the whole thing too and had the following thoughts:
You don’t have to cut what doesn’t grow.
Wait wait wait wait what?
Why can’t both articles be true? They are pointless to the U.S. since we have over 800 bases overseas. The are very easy to sink and they haven’t been used since WWII.
Watching this video gives me the exact same feeling as watching my four-year-old do anything that requires basic fine motor skills.
Yo, dawg, I heard you liked luggage so we made some luggage for your luggage so you can lug while United Airlines still delivers all your stuff to a different city.
Yo, dawg, I heard you liked luggage so we made some luggage for your luggage so you can lug while United Airlines…
“Sharia Law” sounds like a made-up TV name for the lead character in a show about a female hard-drinking street-justice vigilante in a near-future dystopia Earth.
A better battery, duh
A better battery, duh
I have an older uncle who had an entirely alternate view of lord of the rings where the hobbit who turned into Gollum wasn’t really that hobbit, but another. It was batshit crazy and had no meaning or connection to the story/reality at all. I tried to tell him but he was convinced he alone had discovered a secret to…
That’s actually really rather ingenious, especially when coupled with a depressed angle attack from the arctic ocean to reduce flight time.
omg can you imagine if there’s another cold war and they blame a Jalopnik sub-blog for it
Damn Bruh this was funny as hell. I couldn’t even get past the nigga In the hat bit. Funny thing I had a Get Out moment. I went out to my white friends house last Sunday for a BBQ, Granted it’s cold as fuck in Ga right now so yeah white ppl. well she didn’t let me know her dad was a NRA memeber with an arsenal that…