“Take this as a sign, a further indication that Patriots are ultimately in control.”

I'd like to see a remake of Cannibal Holocaust with Mitch playing the part of the turtle.

Allegedly

Bartender here! I don’t give death stares, but I inwardly go “oh fucking shit goddamnit”.

They’re probably lazy. At a bar where they aren’t commonly ordered, it can be a pain to track down the ingredients and tools. It’s pretty rare to have to find the muddler, especially if its not mojito season. Or if they’re like I was when I first started bartending, they have no idea how to make one and have to look…

That is...odd. I’ve ordered a lot of old fashoineds (which aren’t hard to make) and never felt experienced this! Are you in Wisconsin? Their old fashioneds are different (but I think they’re proud of them).

why is garlic so hard to peel for some ppl? just twist the clove gently in your fingers and the skin comes right off.

I’ll say it. Slime would’ve been a better choice to rep DQ in Smash. Think about it. Who’s more recognizable? The average gamer probably wouldn’t know Erdrick or Luminary, but they might know about Slime.

Especially as the previous film version of Casino Royale was a spoof, and the Daniel Craig version is in no way an attempt to recreate it.

They’ll never find him. Bigfoot/Sasquash is living happily with family and his husband Steve Summers in Canada.

Really surprised Soulja boy is not associated with it at all as he would like to crank that

I don’t even Pokémon, personally... but I do appreciate all these Sleep references.

What’s so “utterly, profoundly mysterious and hilarious about cats”? The fact that they are nature’s perfect killing machines, and yet we keep picking them up and kissing them on their perfectly smooshy little faces.

I now know where to scatter my Uncle’s ashes to fulfill his strange last request.

OK, Montro, since you can’t handle your point being dismantled in a reply, I’ll post it this way:

She wasn’t simply pointing out hypocrisy. She took this down to the individual level and clearly felt justified in the sentiment “Know what? Imma get this bitch fired”. It goes beyond checking the Metro’s hypocrisy and becomes actively trying to fuck up someone’s life for basically no reason.

Hello Becky.

The hill you’ve chosen is actually just the slope of a crater.