He already did. He says he is called “Trump” and comes from a planet called 3JOH22A

But it still sucks. Microsoft is waaay to big for their britches these days. The “telemetry” that cannot easily be shut off, sends massive amounts of information about your system, what you do with it (sites you visit, searches, etc.) and can even send your personal information, and your FILES, passwords, you name it…