I thought I couldn’t loathe anyone more than Palin, but this dude just leaves me speechless. I’m totally numb to the madness at this point which scares the shit out of me.

Here to cosign-Movjng Comfort Fiona Bra is fantastic. The Juno is great,too, for high impact but it’s a workout to get it on/off. Opalescence is the shit, too. I have super white teeth and I drink stupid amounts of coffee and Diet Coke. You can get the 35% on Amazon.

This is one of my faves. I watched it on a flight in March and I smiled the entire time while mouthing all of the words. 😍

I was just about to post this. The comments are priceless.

Congrats!

😂

http://www.target.com/p/women-s-embrace-high-waist-leggings-black-c9-champion-174/-/A-50929292

I got a great compression pair from target. They’re the c9 from target. Drawing a blank at the actual style name, but if/when I remember I’ll edit. I have a compression pair from old navy, too. Zella from Nordstrom is pricier but they have great solid leggings.

I’m more irritated by he normalization of these destination bachelorette parties!! I consider myself a selfish person, and I could bring myself to ever expect people to travel via plane to some pricey destination for the weekend.

I wouldn’t say “maybe next time” bc then they may keep asking. Granted, I was on friendly terms with my team leader so she thought I wasn’t kidding when I said “I don’t do weekends”, but I tell people that all the time.

Not recent, but I remember reading Homecoming by Cynthia Voight. I only read 3 books, but apparently it was a 7 book series.

Gosh, I’m sorry. How are you doing?

Mine, too. Haha.

I don’t believe so. I have a few that I love so I stick with those. Falsies Push Up is my new fave.

I’ve had 0 luck with all the must have mascaras including better than sex, Lancôme, Dior, etc.

Someone tweeted she got death threats. No one knows who she is, let alone cares that much.

ATTENTION! She wants people to know who she is.

Omg Oliver is the worst!

She also showed her stupid face on tv with the Birther talk. She gets 0 sympathy from me.

All you bright pink lipstick 💄 wearers, Taraji’s MAC Viva Glam was finally released and it is gorgeous. I just ordered it and I can’t wait to try it. Also, Marc Jacobs has 50% off his nail polish with code nailit. Code welcome15 can be stacked so save an additional 15% on your order. It’s one of my fave brands, but I…