Embrace it! I resisted it for too long, and then realized my secret destiny to be a grumpy broad. Now I’m sliding toward 40 and I sense that I will be reborn as a newly hopeful middle aged lady who maybe takes her horoscope a little too seriously but is also really, really fun to drink with.

fine. i’m really starting to hate her anyway.

Here’s Leonidas’ dick and balls.

I’m just going to check Jez before I go to sleep and....

CONGRATS ON YOUR PEANUT!!

With any fucking hope this guy will hold onto that moment and get his shit together. I know the odds are against him but any little tiny ounce of hope and motivation is better than nothing at all.

Oh man, I have a one month old and this is making me cry so hard right now.

Yeah, I remember Michael Phelps’ coach getting all the credit for his medals. Oh, wait...

That's not what's happening here.

I’m beginning to understand why countries break apart and civil wars happen, because I really, really don’t want to live in the same country as these people.

Using Trump tweets as a style guide- sad!

This story is exactly the kind of thing that will give him a huge bump in the polls. They like him because he’s a racist, sexist pig, not despite it. Also, I don’t know if you saw this but if there was any doubt that the only illegal immigration his supporters care about is if it’s a brown-skinned immigrant, check out…

Men will NEVER admit they are the most dangerous threat to other people in this world. Not all of them, of course, but men in general have caused fare more deaths than any woman, child, or animal (except maybe mosquitos!) . Whether it’s their egos or greed, they seem to be the root of most evil. They’re the ones…

This all day. It’s not even about “rejection,” it’s about being unable to handle being told no. The number of times I’ve politely declined a man with a “no thank you” only to be cursed out or called a dumb bitch is astounding. Hey, stranger, I don’t even know you well enough to reject you. I’m just passing and I don’t…

THIS. this this this this this

I want to slap everyone who is questioning why the child was out that late with her mother. If the mother went to someone’s house to do hair, what is the problem with her bringing her child with her? If she is a single mother, what else is she supposed to do? Fucking people.

This is why things don’t get better. People are fucking stupid.