What a treasure. Add Jsimp to the increasingly long list of things I took for granted during simpler times.

I see heavily medicated. Maybe there is something in the vents of the Osbourne house she bought?

I thought so too. my IUD survivor turns 6 next week

Her heels are magic. They manage to be sky fucking high and comfy as all get out. And reasonably priced!

Her shoes are ace. I have a pair of shockingly comfortable platform heels from her line, and I’ve repurchased the same pair of flats from her something like five or six times.

Can confirm. Had two pairs of her heels and they were awesome (as awesome as heels go.) Good for her.

I always see this whenever her face comes up. She could (somehow) win a Nobel Prize in Chemistry, and I would still only see this.

"The only thing worse than trout mouth is trout snatch."

The hat Sonja wears to get her vag redone.