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couldn’t have said it gooder myself, sb.

Melania gonna Melania

My and i were watching and she asked “Is that really Stormy Daniels?”

This really threw me off because usually when I’m watching something with Stormy Daniels there’s no one else in the room with me.

We’ve already arrived at the jokey part of this administration. “Oh, that Donald, what a scamp, running around with porn ladies!”

The dickweeds who fought tooth-and-nail to keep me from being able to legally marry my partner are the same Bible-thumpers who are now excusing Trump’s NUMEROUS philanderings as, “It

The lesson here is; watch more porn.

Why would an asshole shit talk someone for doing anal?

She apologized and said she should have worded it better. What kind of awesome liberal purity do you have that she’s not a valuable ally? She got successful, how dare this woman get successful and make minor mistakes, then apologize and say she’s always trying to be better? She’s definitely not good enough right?

People who get mad at comedy routines for not changing the world should just sit home alone and never go outside or look at the internet.

We bought our 12 year old niece fantasy books for her birthday (Garth Nix’s Old Kingdom series - it’s amazing) and when she told us how she spent the rest of her birthday money on a follow-up to the series I never felt more proud.

Hi Lil Tay,

He’ll be eating someones face on a causeway before we know it.

As bad as it is that Harris was charged, I find almost as disturbing that there seems to be almost no news coverage of him getting charged.

Ah yes. Another fine, basement-dwelling specimen of the “superior race.”

Shep once said, “Grudges are for losers” and it is such a classic, simple truism that I’ve respected him ever since.

This is Slade sitting down with how could you do this to me question mark Tom Agostino.

And when Andy Cohen kisses a third dementor, you get Thomas Ravenel.

Shep is not as bad as Jax/Jason, but I agree:Patrick is the worst. How Stassi stood him that long is beyond me. He even scared LVP.

Yeah no thanks. A liar is a liar is a liar, and just because we share peepee parts doesn’t mean I’m going to join the Sisterhood Of The Flaming Pants.

If it’s only for a small circle of your friends, don’t post it on twitter. Why are these supposedly adult people behaving like 15-year-olds in the early days of facebook?