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Michael Cohen is based in New York. New York is a one party consent state, meaning only one party of a phone conversation needs to be aware of the recording for it to be legal. Thus, if Cohen knew he was recording others, it was legal.

“I’m a germophobe!” Says the guy raw-dogging porn stars while their pregnant wife is at home.

In Nicki’s defense, she’s been bothered by the Breakfast Club for a long time because they’re not good journalists or hosts. They’re often deliberately hostile to guests, deliberately provocative towards them, and they don’t “do their fucking research!” She’s expressed this to them before, and yet when she comes they

Problem is they aren’t “takedowns,” it’s just petty bullshit that does nothing to undo the damage of installing Trump in the first place. Comey is bad.

I can’t say I love her, but I respect the fuck out of how real she is and how she doesn’t take shit from anyone unless she wants to. Life goals, there.

What do you call someone who rapes a slut. A rapist. You call him a rapist.

god i love kirk steele so much. and i’ve always said that if i could date any one fictional character, it would be lincoln. especially after he keeps and names the dog “sticky”. STICKY RICE.

The Florida episode was brilliant to me. Perfectly captured America’s droopy dong.

It’s time. I love them, but it’s time. This last season was kinda meh (except for the mushroom trip, my god that episode was brilliant and is the closest thing to a psychedelic trip that I’ve ever seen produced onscreen). Mall Town USA sounds neat and I cannot WAIT to see what the future holds for these gals!

“Today I put my hand on a Bible. I wasn’t under oath when I wrote that book”. Queen.

Ma’am, you’ve fucked a lot of guys. Isn’t it possible that you accidentally fucked this guy?

Or the time she tried to insult Amber Rose for doing the exact same thing her sister did and Amber sent her right back.

Being the best and most endearing Kardashian sister in no way requires you to be a good person. It’s like having a favorite pimple - I’d rather have none, but at least this one is healing up pretty nicely.

“TMZ is reporting that Khloe Kardashian, believed by many to be the best and most endearing Kardashian sister”

Paul Rudd has always done it for me ever since Clueless. Top celebrity choice. I think my Paul Rudd feelings may actually weird out my husband a little, but tough shit, husband, we all have our things. Paul Rudd + beard & glasses = definitely would.

Today is cancelled. Going back to sleep. Can’t take anymore of this.

Fucking hell, world.

I looked at the photos. Paul Rudd does it for me.

I keep picturing a wild Gwyneth Paltrow bachelorette party as one where everyone eats carbs and gluten.

My first reaction: this is fantastic, good fucking riddance.