I didn’t figure out the [SPOILERS] two timelines thing [/SPOILERS] until way later than I should have. You aren’t alone.

Yeah, I kind of skimmed her bio and after like 10 seconds my only thought was “she is way too good for Brad Pitt.”

If I didn’t want to have a gin-and-gin with The Queen before reading that article, I do now. I wanna be that snarky when I’m in my nineties. (Hell, I’d be happy to be that snarky now.)

Not to worry. People - especially bloggers - like to flatter their own conceit. Forget about owning up to an inability to thread together the underlying patterns in some overwrought plebian pop art like Westworld. It’s simply too gauche for our hipster masters to not have seen it all coming, like, as soon as they saw…

They weren’t the most stunning turns, but the beginning of this article is a little disingenuous. It’s very easy to say how easy it was to see what was coming after it’s already happened.

Getting sent to a Siberian labor camp for dissenting against one-party communist authoritarian rule = having your advertisers run away from your cable television show because you have objectively abhorrent points of view.

You just know that she was furious at Hogg and probably blamed him for her advertisers pulling out, and not the fact that she mocked a teenager who survived a school shooting for not getting into a few colleges. But she knows better to say anything more against him and is placing the blame on the “liberal PC agenda”…

Ah, yes, the lesser known “right to ad revenue” clause in the First Amendment.

Tv host with law degree doesn’t know how 1st Amendment works. Fun times.

Caity Weaver??? Doesn’t she still owe us like 75 days of Kristin? Or was that Allie? Ah Gawker, nothing left but our memories. And even those are fading.

This is my everything.

I have a reason to share this now.

As I broke the news of the FBI raid to my roommate, the clouds literally parted in Chicago. He and his friend looked at me, looked out the window that was now filled with sunshine after a snow-filled morning, and said, “Oh my God. Is it happening?”

love her. love the album. love the ratchet shit im gonna do this summer listening to it. I love how much she talks about her pussy on it. As a female rap fan, it is so fucking nice to listen to some dirty bars about sex that ARENT objectifying me for once.

What is this coveted status Tony Robbins and George Will seem to think accusers enjoy? These turds think Anita Hill or Rose McGowan or Andrea Constand are walking around with a #MeToo punch card where if you accuse nine high profile men of sexual misconduct, you get a free mani/pedi with the tenth accusation.

Glad that the President of the United States can take time out to let us know that his private business property is OK.

‘It’s Not a Fucking Accident’

If you decline in the opposite direction, isn’t that rising?

Oh I was, um, 29?

Right? When my ex cheated I wrote an entire blog post and blasted it all over social media. It was cathartic at the time but about a week later I was like hmmmm maybe should’ve gone another route...