three. He has three children.

“I want to encourage all of my many Texas friends to vote in the primary for Governor Greg Abbott, Senator Ted Cruz, Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick, and Attorney General Ken Paxton. They are helping me to Make America Great Again! Vote early or on March 6th.”

I have a lot to say on the matter but for now I’ll just say this: I am not terribly inclined to take advice or direction on anything tangentially related to sex from a man who calls his wife “Mother.”

Ahhh Fox News you’re so predictable.

I’m surprised Rubio agreed to do this. And yet... was he not prepared to do this? Did no one in his camp run through the worst possible questions for him? Personally I would have asked, “Senator Rubio, do you think pornography is more a public safety threat than sensible gun laws?”

Interesting how the crowd that yells fake news likes to promote actually fake news.

This is the first election cycle in recent memory where there is a Democratic challenger for every seat in Texas.

You knew it was coming!

The New York ladies consistently deliver. Even their boring seasons are miles and away more entertaining than the other RH franchises. There’s just a bizarre nature inherent in them, and freak circumstances just follow them everywhere.

I saw an amazing tweet (I wish I could find it) that zoomed in on the Kehinde Wiley portrait of Barack Obama and implied that the background is really the bush Luann fell in.

I did - but I still don’t think this season will be all that crazy.

I fucking love Lu too much... she is the gif that keeps giving.

I mean, playing the odds, it most likely was going to be a republican, but I did sorta wonder.

I can’t be the only one who read “Rhode Island’s youngest state senator” in the headline, glanced down to see a video freeze-frame of Paul DiMaio, and wondered “that’s Rhode Island’s youngest senator?”

Okay but can we talk semantics? Is it because I am an old that these are yoga pants:

Even though he’s not a skier, I wish he could take over for Bode ‘I’m like listening to paint dry’ Miller. Between zero modulation to his voice and his terrible comments about women athletes, I can barely tolerate the skiing events.

I honestly don’t think he has any of his own. His is the most unprincipled man I’ve ever seen. And I don’t even say this because I hate him, which I do, he just literally has no morals, principles or values.

The man’s been adopting whatever opinion gets him the most attention for so long, that he’s completely forgotten (if he ever knew) how to have one of his own.

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Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.