I feel like at least one of those dudes she just talked about is single and interested.

I mean, I kinda wish the Obama Administration had done more with the information they had when they had it, but I fully understand why they did not. Hindsight is always 50/50, I don’t think the picture was as fully clear as it is now, and I’m sure BO was banging his head against the Oval Office walls the morning after…

Ooooo, good pull. That was a deep dive there.

you seriously wanna be saying that right now?

Coooome to the East Baaaay.

This picture sums up why I’m single. I happen to live near Google HQ. All of the guys around here a) have too much money b) think they are god’s gift to women because of their money c) don’t see the light of day.

lol

The failure success of adult-run systems governments built on the achievements blood of young athletes people to protect those athletes donors from horrifying abuse loss of wealth and influence is breathtaking.

Hey pumpkin, ‘butt hurt’ is not a homophobic slur, nor gay baiting. If you are going to troll, you need to up your game.

He had hand reduction surgery so he could pretend his cock was bigger.

WHY ARE HIS HANDS SO SMALL.

Does it rhyme with Pope Picks?

An R. Kelly sex palace?? My heart goes out to the landlord. I’m not sure how he’s ever going to scrub the smell of stale urine out of the place. They should burn it to the ground.

Hell yea, good for him. Show everyone what you can do and kick ass in 4 years. I’m sure no one was more upset and disappointed than him, so great to see him bounce back and go scorched earth with the quads.

Who will get custody of their pet anaconda?

Being married is hard.

Babies are cute.

Thirst does not age well.

The end.

He didn’t.

“We are knitting a blanket for our president’s child,”

Not that we have to hold hands and sing kumbaya all the time, but honestly, what is the point of articles like this? What inspired you? I hate Chelsea Handler, so why don’t I write an article about how much her new business venture is gonna suck.

Woof - I would smoke Chelsea Handler’s weed. For one, let’s fucking support a woman for trying to break through a “man’s” world.