Does this actually mean the rest of the movie is actually pretty good?

I saw a preview and Bay’s right. There are whole scenes where Jake Gyllenhaal doesn’t have any fur on his hands.

it also reportedly did pretty well for the service, breaking into the company’s Top 10 for ratings for original programming.

I c what she did there.

When she told Eli she thought he and Junior were “fuckin like bears and doing donkey punches [sic]” I spit out my drink. She has great timing and delivery for the jokes.

Isn’t that what The Batman did? There were like, three real fight scenes in the entire 3-hour movie. The rest of the time was just Batman/Bruce and Alfred solving puzzles.

This critique is a little passe at this point, no? We've heard it dozens of times, we've seen the glib memes. Be original with your criques. 

Basil!

It looks so freaking weird, I’m so stoked.

“He was so sweet! He saw that I couldn’t move around very well so he offered to rub my feet for me.”

Is it a bad sign that Keegan-Michael Key is in this? I know it’s not personally his fault, but the dude has a penchant for being in bad movies. Name a good movie that has Keegan-Michael Key in it. You can’t. It doesn’t exist. I think his agent hates him.

I know it's different in different territories but where I'm from, Disney+ has got It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia on it so...

Yes, yes, let’s all talk to Zoidberg.

I loved Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Coulson and Daisy, man.

Oh fuck, I can’t believe I didn’t think of this earlier

Funny tidbit: Russell was playing a hound dog in The Fox in the Hound at the same time he was making that movie, where he sings Hound Dog.

Heh, so HBO is finally making the movie they pretended to be making at the beginning of all this with Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm?

Exactly. There are plenty of Marvel shows already on Hulu from Runaways to Legion to the recently released Hit Monkey and the already forgotten Helstrom. And nobody gives a “fuck” what people say on Hulu.

Mmmmm I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I am feeling so much yummier…..