So true.

The BordenVerse is calling.

“I’m not perky.”

Thanks! That's what I thought.tje article was promising.

I came here for pictures of Japanese breakfast foods, so this was disappointing.

Happy birthday!

Fries that suck.

If I'm lucky.

The bad news is, you have to go into hiding. The really bad news is...

To Don Cheadle.

I would argue that those are better than each's first entry. 

Um, demolition man?

I watched it last night. It gets bogged down in the middle, but I really enjoyed it. I wish they would just do a hangout movie in this world's barbershop instead of Barbershop's barbershop.

Yeah, but it was just a kernel of a pipe dream at that point.

Jeff Garland's time to shine, yo.

Daleks?

Alright, more work for Robert Downey, Jr.

He's totally in my face!

Machete Walks

Mybe it's a SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS situation!