“Mystery guest, are you, by any chance, a bad driver?”

A kid I knew in high school lost his mom to a drunk driving diplomat. She was walking the dog with a friend early in the morning, and a drunk Russian swerved onto the sidewalk and killed her. He smelled of alcohol and could barely stand, but refused to talk to the cops. He had a diplomatic passport and license plate,…

This is absolutely horrifying. What - was a case of Rice-a-Roni waiting behind door #3?

Russian troops are now in Syria and he’s staging Hell’s Queen for a Day as a distraction.

“It’s not like the Brits helped us with Normandy”

Looking forward to him blaming someone other than himself in trying to explain away this dumpster fire. I mean shit, its not like they knew the stance the parents were already in before trying this moronic thing. The whole reason they came here was to try to make the legal system send her to the fucking UK.

Everything he does is for his stupid ratings, no compassion, no brains

Trump’s entire presidency is about bringing glory to himself. There is literally nothing else to it.

11 MINUTES?!

But Warren, now a frontrunner, will have to come up with a better answer to the question of how to pay for Medicare for All

Yeah, that’s rape. Not a “search” for fuck’s sake.

I don’t think it is about that one individual, that is not who they are protecting. They are protecting their absolute right to do whatever they want as a group. They don’t want any erosion or incursion into that. Because if they say what one person of the group is doing is wrong it can bring into question overall…

Officer safety! She might have had an RPG or a pound of fentanyl crammed up her hoo-ha.

Making fun of people for getting bad plastic surgery just feels so mean to me. It’s sad more than anything else, I think.

HOW are these unwarranted roadside gropings allowed? It’s not even like people are under arrest and being booked at the station and being searched in a room designed for such procedures. Constitutional and human rights violations to the max. Gotta love a police woman who performs for the dude cops like this, she’s a…

Exactly. It sounds like someone called him that as an insult, but the doctor or his patients are just idiots and ran with it.

FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT RIGHT HERE

“And in 2017 Texas cops searched a woman’s vagina, inserting fingers into it, for 11 minutes and found nothing”

Outside, in front of other people, accompanied by insults and insinuations. Yeah, not a ‘search’.  Dominance display. Assault.

It looks like you might have Simms and Wilson mixed up in a sentence in the first paragraph there (i.e., you’ve written that Simms pulled on Wilson’s tampon rather than the other way around).