“Walla?” They mean voila, no? Jesus that’s painful for so many reasons.

The OP’s comment was dumb, anyway.

Your comment is dumb.

DING DING DING! About three years ago, I deliberately stopped wearing clothes that ‘fed’ the male gaze, and it’s been liberating.

A car typical of hispanics? Oh man, I want to know what this is.

I’ve taken to ‘not dressing for the male gaze’ for a while now, mostly because I have an affinity for socially-appropriate clothing that could also be pajamas (but aren’t athleisure wear). It’s like a minimalist’s approach to ManRepeller.

She made the decision to smash her hand after realizing she was going to fail the 10th grade otherwise. I get what you’re saying, but it assumes we all have distinct binary choices when making decisions, when the reality for everyone is that we do the best we can with what we’re working with at that exact moment in…

How many different things only exist to kill?

Hunter S. Thompson thinks you should do some more drugs.

You’re surprised that women refer to good guys they aren’t attracted to as “nice?” Why? What else should they call them? Just because a woman finds a guy nice, doesn’t mean she’s obligated to be attracted to him.

I just fact checked: Bushmaster Firearms International is owned by Freedom Group is owned by Cerberus, who just provided Gawker a $22M loan.

If Obama wants your guns, he’s not bringing a rifle. He’s bringing a couple of tanks and a heli, minimum.

I’ve shot a handgun, a rifle, a shotgun and - wait for it - an AR-15.

“She’s not my type, therefore I am unable to even contemplate or consider what about this obviously conventionally attractive woman could be even remotely redeeming” <— that’s how small and under-developed your brain sounds to the rest of us.

Hey, Cox may be 43, but Laverne is only 31. Makes perfect sense.

Spoken like someone who is never questioned when he says “but I told him XXX at lunch, it’s not my fault he didn’t listen/pay attention/remember.”

YES, what is that smell? I went to a frat house in college once and it smelled like the river Styx was flowing through the basement. I didn’t smell it again until 10 years later at this flop house-turned-recording “studio.” All dudes again. Y’all are nasty, dudes.

JOYCES!! That’s ridiculous.

51 bananas at a quarter a piece (thanks Trader Joe’s) is only $12.75