Way less than 5% of the known universe use Fahrenheit or Celsius. Most of the known universe is void and inanimate so it doesn’t use either. Want to be pedantic? Fuck you.

Yes, this article written by an American on an American site featuring a video filmed somewhere in the United States of America is using Fahrenheit.

I loved this. I loved ALL of this. I know I’m going to get slammed for kissing your ass Jia, but I don’t care. This is the piece I’ve wanted to read from a Jezebel EIC for a long time. The promotion has changed you for the better.

Ha...ha...ha.

I came Russian in here to make a similar joke.

Get in your safe space. Hurry!

It probably seemed like a good idea at the time even if they regret it now.

Both issued statements on Facebook; Jett wrote that she wouldn’t have stood by and watched someone “being violated,” adding, “Obviously Jackie’s story is extremely upsetting and although we haven’t spoken in decades, I wish her peace and healing.” Currie was more succint: “All I can say is if Joan, Sandy and I saw an…

Maybe log off the internet and find a safe space if certain words are going to trigger you.

Sounds like it never happened.

So her band mates won’t even back her up on this story and she says the rape was conducted in front of them?

This. For his own sake, this better be a misguided PR move because if not, he just outed himself as having an eggshell psyche.

Guys shouldn’t be throwing around homophobic slurs, but really? You’re thrown off your game THAT much because of words? Beckham’s just going to get HOUNDED all game, every game after this.

I also love the ridiculous insinuation that there was actually a legitimate threat of OBJ getting beaten with a bat on the field during warm ups.

The Panthers were trying to get in Beckham’s head and it pretty clearly worked.

She is truly a scary person. Lying right through her teeth, nothing she says or does can be trusted. We’re screwed if she gets elected.

Considering how much work she's had done, only about 60% of her is still human. And I think that's being generous.

Nicki Minaj might be the most annoying person in America. And yeah, I know about that pharmacy douchebag. Still comfortable with my statement.

You can be as annoyed as you want. But willow smith has a LOT of help writing and producing songs. She’s claiming that she did it all on her own and I think that most likely she doesn’t even recognize the amount of help she had.

I mean... I’m sure she wrote some lyrics and worked really hard. I’m sure she was very involved but I don’t believe for one second that she “wrote and produced almost all the tracks on the album” anymore than you should believe that the Smith kids DON’T have a whole bunch of professional adults picking projects just…