Sotomayor says she wants justices who care about the law and who don’t simply decide cases based on their policy preferences.

The fact that Americans care so much about what celebrities think about politics helps explain why the country is so fucked up.

I understand where he’s coming from. Everyone has that old friend, who has since become a disgrace and embarrassment. I admire his loyalty for publicly sticking with him.

Jezebel is the fucking definition of predictable.

TL;DR — Taking other people’s money is the easiest solution to solving problems.

Give me a call if you want to get shitfaced together.

Mark,

Give me a call if you wish to die horribly and be remade into a wight beyond The Wall.

-White Walker

Call me when you want to know what it’s like to be kissed by your hot sister.

Give me a call when you need help crossing against the light.

Never send a human and a horse to do the job of a monkey and dog.

The absolutely vast distances between stars is something that is incredibly hard for people to relate to.

No.

He hasn’t made me that uncomfortable since Gigli. 

I haven’t been that drunk in... *counts fingers* okay, I guess it’s only been days... but still!