Give me a call if you want to get shitfaced together.

Mark,

Give me a call if you wish to die horribly and be remade into a wight beyond The Wall.

-White Walker

Call me when you want to know what it’s like to be kissed by your hot sister.

Give me a call when you need help crossing against the light.

Never send a human and a horse to do the job of a monkey and dog.

He hasn’t made me that uncomfortable since Gigli. 

I haven’t been that drunk in... *counts fingers* okay, I guess it’s only been days... but still!